Reviews by Pixa

The wors film of the year, with the terrible "Rise:The blood hunter", of course.
Three or four stupid Jokes and a lot of gags that could had been writed by my dog.

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Data Movie... there are all some of the Hollywood factory´s originals manufactures.

A few seconds with an ugly face, the killer face, is the passport to win an Oscar. Javier Bardem, the most upper-rated actor of Spain, won the oscar being himself. He is as ugly that academy gave him the Oscar to tray to him return to spain and never come back.

Tomy Lee Jones is beeter actor than Javier, but his paper is a terrible fake in the Coen's film. He is a star with an own light, but ecipsed by Josh Brolin, the best actor of this poor film.

Sorry if my english isn´t as well as you can understand, but I´ll try to learn more English in a future...

The worst vampire's film of all the times. Y so bad as I´d sleept in the cinema. ¿Vampires withouth big teeth? Rodolfo Chikilicuatre is more glamurous tha Lucy Liu... she is a terrible actress.
And Marylin Manson... An incredible history that become a terrible film.